Vibe Babe's Product Reviews
My Favorite Vibrators!
ASTROGLIDE This should be a staple on every headboard. Just a teeny tiny amount (a few drops will do!) of this sex lube goes a long, long way. Even after hours of sex play... just add a few drops of water and you're back in the game. It's clear, odor-free and flavorless...about as close as you can get to the stuff nature provides. This stuff is great with toys, and don't even consider anal sex without it! --Vibe Babe
REMOTE CONTROL BULLET I'm not usually a fan of vibrating bullets, they can be difficult to hold onto and position, especially if there's any lube involved. This thing is REALLY powerful, it even looks different than other bullets... it's much more sturdy and built to last. This is really fun for partner play... it's small enough to fit into those often overlooked nooks and crannies. My favorite use for this toy? Slip it inside at full throttle and tend to your love button with a traditional vibe... it'll knock your socks off! --Vibe Babe
PUSSY CUDDLER Ok, when I saw the picture on the box I knew it would be a winner. A girl just knows these things.... and with a name like Pussy Cuddler what could be wrong with it? This wand of pleasure nestles right where it should. My only gripe? It stinks like the rest of the jelly products... bleah, that smell is such a turnoff! I'll give it credit where it's due, though... it's not flimsy like some of the other jelly products. It's firm, and vibrates like any respectable vibrator should. --Vibe Babe
CLIT KISSER I was skeptical about this one. I'm not a huge fan of jelly sex toys, they always smell like the guy that fixes my car. The smell never seems to go away, no matter how much you wash them. But, since I wasn't going to be using this on my nose, I got over it. ;>) This little number is shaped like a mouth with a protruding tongue. The tongue is pointed, but flat and rigid enough to be fun. It comes with a separate silver bullet that you slip inside the sheath and has a long cord with a multi-speed controller. I was surprised to find that the jelly, when mixed with your own natural juices (or even better... Astroglide!), is soft and smooth. The gentle vibrations give not only a stellar clitoral massage, but all the surrounding areas as well. I was a little bit frustrated at how gentle this toy is when it really counts... but it was also nice to not be left numbed after orgasm like some traditional vibes can do. An added bonus... the silver bullet can be used on it's own, even inserted. ;>) --Vibe Babe
CYBERSKIN SEX KIT I dare you to see if you can tell the difference. Suit up this vibe with its sleek CyberSkin sleeve and close your eyes... it's impossible to tell it from the real deal (yes, I did a side-by-side comparison!). This lusciously lifelike replica transforms the slimline vibe into an unmatched virtual reality ride. Just like the real thing, it penetrates with a firm but gentle insistence. The powerful vibrations of the enveloped silver vibe (powered by 2 C batteries) will shake you to your core. I couldn't decide if it felt better inside or nestled on the outside...either position makes for some thunderous orgasms. Every inch of this joyride (7" long, just over 2.5" thick) feels like a real erection. This toy is all of the man and none of the mess. Comes with a 1 oz. bottle of lube! --Vibe Babe
INTERACTIVE DOUBLE I'm not normally a big bullet fan, but these I like... they're shaped more like a traditional vibe, and easier to handle than the smaller bullets. Each vibe is operated independently by a single controller, and they are suprisingly powerful. I have to admit that I've not been too adventurous with the secondary bullet, but for those that are into dual stimulation this one definitely fits the bill. --Vibe Babe
VIBRO POD BUTTERFLY At first glance this thing looks like you should take your blood pressure with it, the hand pump and valve are a bit intimidating. Once you get the hang of it though, look out! The suction of the 'cup' fits firmly over the clitoris, inside the vaginal lips. With a few pumps of the hand, the cup with suck itself right up to your special spot and hover there for maximum stimulation. This little butterfly will keep you floating. ;>) --Vibe Babe
HEART SHAPED G-SPOT I'm more of a C (clitoral) Spot kinda gal... but whatever spot makes your toes curl, this one has it covered! This one is a little alarming at first glance... it has three 'fingers', one for clitoral stimulation, one longer one (3.5") for insertion and another below for anal stimulation. I think it would be hilarious to strap this baby on backwards and scare the hell outa your man. *lol* Seriously though, tuck this one away for some fun under the covers... you only need a little wiggle of the hips to get it positioned, then you're in for a joy ride compliments of the encapsulated silver bullet. Even if you're among those of us who haven't yet found the sacred Spot, you'll enjoy this one just the same. My favorite thing about this toy? It's perfect for partner fun... the comfortable, adjustable straps let you slip into a jelly joy ride, leaving your hands free to explore that someone special. --Vibe Babe
HOT PINKS TWISTER One word for this monster: unfreakinbelievable. If I wasn't afraid of my toddler daughter asking to play with it, I'd want to leave this one on the mantel for all to see. It's that pretty. It's neon pink and sparkly, and just plain gorgeous. I was really surprised that two AA batteries could pack such a punch...and the whisper of a buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz is barely audible. I must say that this isn't for the faint of heart... it's a full, THICK 8", with lots of deep ridges and a big knobby head. I wouldn't attempt this one without a bottle of Astroglide by my side. That said, I was impressed with the performance of this product. I'm more of a traditional clitoral vibe kinda gal, but this one is strong enough to knock your socks off from the inside out. One downfall, though... if you have long hair, keep this AWAY from your head. That jelly latex stuff is murder when it's stuck in your hair! --Vibe Babe
MEGA MITE This is my new favorite toy. What I like best about this little wonder is that it's sooo quiet, and tiny to boot (read: easy to hide from those visitors that always snoop while in your bathroom). This is very similar to the beloved Pocket Rocket, only this one comes with three attachments for hours of shower play. I only have one teeny tiny little beef with this product, it has a very touchy on/off switch... if you move it around too much it can turn off just when you're getting in the groove. Maybe it was a glitch with the one I received, and they're not all this way. Tiny beef aside, if you buy one waterproof vibe make it this one. Folks will wonder why you spend so long in the shower... tell them you're deep conditioning. ;>) --Vibe Babe
POCKET ROCKET PLUS I have to admit I was skeptical about this one. I thought for sure it would be one of those things you use once and tuck in a drawer. I should also admit my special affection for those bad boys that take C- and D-cells (do they make any you can hook up to your car battery?), so naturally I expected to be disappointed. Boy, was I WRONG! I'm quite sure that little spark plug loosened some of my fillings! And, a big bonus in the discretion department: it's suprisingly quiet!! It took me a few minutes to get the hang of how to hold it, it's so small it literally fits in the palm of your hand. Once you get used to the shape and find a comfortable way to hold it... fasten your seat belt for some toe curling fireworks! Great for hot 'n bothered travelers! --Vibe Babe
PUSSY PLEASER This one is a soft, pink Jelly suction cup stimulator wrapped around a powerful vibrating silver bullet. I was pleasantly surprised to find that the suction cup really does suck! Make some time to settle in between the sheets with this little number... I had loads of fun trying different positions and intensities. I normally prefer knock-your-socks off powerful vibes, but I have to admit a special fondness for the firm but gentle tickles this one provides. The removable multi-speed bullet can take your tremors from a soft tickle to vibrating orgasmic bliss with just a little shift of your fingers! I found it works best when lathered up with some Astroglide, and I liked it best as a clitoral stimulator (it is a nipple stimulator as well, but this nursing mom gets plenty of that!). --Vibe Babe
RAVENOUS RABBIT I've ALWAYS wanted one of these. A specially designed vibe that combines clitoral and vaginal stimulation... what more is there? You choose both the speed of the vibrations and the rotation of the gyrating penis head with independently operated multi-speed controls. Trust me, you will have no choice but to surrender to the vibrating bunny ears that nuzzle your clitoris, which go from a flutter to a throb with the touch of a button. You can also control the intensity of the clitoral stimulation by how far you insert the thick purple shaft... the deeper you go, the more powerful the vibrations become. The only thing that keeps this vibe from being absolutely perfect is that it's a bit noisy, it made my cat come running from the other room to see what was the matter. But, considering the wallop it packs, it's well worth the minor inconvenience the noise causes. This one is fun to use with a partner, too! --Vibe Babe
SWEETHEART VIBE This is another product that I always wanted to try. The box boasts a 'powerful heart-shaped clitoral stimulator with textured jelly nodes'... and that's exactly what you get. A stretchy, adjustable strap nestles this little heart-shaped wonder close to your hot spots for hands-free fun. To intensify the pleasure, just wiggle your hips a little for unbelievable orgasms. My favorite thing about this product? It's a great addition to lovemaking. If the world were a perfect place these would be naturally occurring at the base of all men's penises. --Vibe Babe
TSUNAMI G-SPOT The whole G Spot thing eludes me. It's right up there with Magic Eye and algebra. I'm sure there's something to it... but I just don't get it. For those of you who are more enlightened and have found this mysterious spot, this vibe would surely be tons of fun. It's a slender 8" long vibe with a beautiful sparkling baby blue jelly sheath. I was pleasantly surprised to find that the jelly tip on this vibe transmits the vibrations quite nicely, so much so that it could easily be used for clitoral stimulation if you get frustrated trying to find your G Spot. ;>) It's powerful, especially considering it takes the same batteries as my TV remote... and it's even waterproof. It's a fun little vibe in its own right... G Spot or no. It's slim and packs a punch, and it's sooo quiet! If you're lookin' to make some waves in the tub... this one's got your name on it. --Vibe Babe
VENUS PENIS This little thing is loads of fun. I never knew I'd be such a fan of strap-ons! *lol* This lilac wonder is contoured perfectly to nuzzle into all the right places. The jelly 'penis' is only 2 1/2" long (sure not to intimidate your man! *lol*) and is just the right fit without feeling like an intrusion as the 'head' of the butterfly flutters for just the right amount of clitoral stimulation. This vibe will definitely excite the petals and buds of all flowers it touches. Vibe Babe gives this one two thumbs up! --Vibe Babe |